A Friend (many times) told me...

Laugh more.... So here's a few giggles for the road:

What do you call an elephant who lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!


Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of gray matter.


What's gray, beautiful, and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose.

A giraffe, an elephant, a camel, a bear, a pig, and a frog, two mice, and a snake all sheltered under one umbrella; how many got wet?

None, it wasn't raining.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer.

And finally;

Which animal is always laughing?

A happy-potamus.